In Cold Water

If you have ever been to a sporting arena or a concert venue, you will know what I am talking about here.

We’re in cold water.  And we want to be in hot.  Well, not even hot.  Warm.  Warm water would be nice.

For reasons I can only assume have to do with saving themselves some money, the water at these places in the bathrooms is always cold.  And not just cold.  Ice ice cold, baby.

Washing your hands after using the bathroom there is pure torture.  Especially when you are at a baseball game in April when the temperature outside still feels like winter. And the water coming out of the sink with which to wash your hands feels like a glacial waterfall. 

Now, let’s talk about how much money we all spend to go to, let’s say a baseball game, to use as our example.

The money we shell out from the moment we enter the parking lot to the moment we leave is enough for a downpayment on a house.  God forbid you want to buy a beer, or some Chickie and Pete’s Crab Fries.  You’ll need to take out a HELOC.  And we aren’t even talking about the price of admission.  Fahgeddaboudit.

So, with all that money flowing in, why can’t they let some warm water flow out? How much could it possibly cost them?  How much more profit are they making by making us wash our hands in cold water?  And frankly, being the germaphobe that I am, I am pretty sure you need warm water to really get your hands clean. Helps to have some hand sanitize, well, on hand.

There’s a thought.  If they don’t want to spring for the warm water, how about hand sanitizer pumps instead of soap? Is soap cheaper than hand sanitizer? I don’t know.

 All I know is, it’s time to warm things up at the bathroom sinks of every venue in America.  Maybe #47 can write us an executive order on this?  An addendum to the shower head one perhaps? 😂😂😂