Drive Thru Prayer

I’ll take a cheeseburger, fries, and umm, how about two our Fathers, a Hail Mary, aaand why don’t you throw in a Glory Be, while you are at it.

This is what went through my mind the other day as I drove by the little Protestant church near my house.

All along the road they had multiple signs up outside the church touting Drive Thru Prayer.

This has to be a first, right?

Too busy to come into the actual church? No time for a full service? No worries! We got you.  Just swing on by the Drive Thru window and we’ll rustle up some prayers toot suite.

Take a look at the menu and make your selection.

We’ve got the usual of course.

There’s the almighty Our Father, the king of all prayers.  I mean, you can’t top the prayer the Lord Jesus gave us straight from His lips.  From His lips to God’s ears you could say.

For those who may have a devotion to Mary, and admittedly, this being a Protestant church, we don’t expect many, but never wanting to disappoint and just in case, we do have The Hail Mary. 

To honor the Holy Trinity, there’s the Glory Be.

Prayer of Thanksgiving? Check.

Prayer for Serenity? Check.

Morning Prayer? Check.

We offer Combo Prayers as well.  You are not limited to just one of these.  Mix and match any of them in any combination and get 15% off your tithe.

We also offer general prayers.  Perhaps you want to pray for world peace, the end of world hunger, or maybe getting that promotion and pay raise at work.  We got that too.  Just tell us what it is you want to pray for and we will put our hands together and whip up something custom made just for you.  We are pros at this.  No ask is too big for us.  Spiritual sustenance R Us.  We can help you pray for miracles too, though we do not provide any guarantees on those.

The world might be going to hell in a handbasket, but salvation is just a drive thru prayer away.

Amen.